[It takes an enormous amount of self-restraint for Chris to be able to avoid rolling his eyes.]

You're not prepared for all scenarios, though. I mean, even just not being super pedantic and ignoring like, the chance that something super ridiculous could happen that you're obviously not even considering, you're preparing for the worst scenario. So just call it that.

[He would've just let the whole topic go, but the lecturing tone of the quote irritated him too much.]