[Wolfie is all too happy to accept the attention, tail wagging lazily.]

Yeah, I'm... I'm pretty good. A little weirded out, but I mean, I knew this was probably going to happen, and um... Without sounding like, totally arrogant, I don't think anyone's gonna be lining up to kill me.

[There are maybe one or two people he needs to watch out for, and a few wildcards among the newcomers, but Chris knows a lot of people and is relatively sure he's not the person on the list in the most danger.]