[Right. Sarcasm. Normally he's better at telling, even over text, but he's just not in a great mood right now. He'll just focus on--good naturedly--making fun of Emily.]
That's not a denial.
And wow, super unfair. I guess that means we can make him do anything that involves getting up early.
i don't need to deny it, i know it's true that i don't snore
i swear to god if you make him get up before me, you will regret it. 1) because i'll wake up anyway and hurt you. 2) because no
[Mornings are cuddle time, okay. She's mostly calmed down on the clinginess, but the mornings bring it up a few levels. Waking up next to Matt means he's still here, and she's not taking him for granted.]
i don't care, you're not telling him the night before or whatever that he has breakfast duty or anything like that. if you so much as try to fuck with his phone, i'll throw yours in the river
[Whatever, you're just jealous.
...okay, she's sorry about that. But still. Don't be a dick. It's not PDA if they're in their room.]
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Date: 2016-09-28 06:14 pm (UTC)like he would even notice if i did? he sleep like the dead
[Especially after they do it.]
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Date: 2016-09-28 11:49 pm (UTC)That's not a denial.
And wow, super unfair. I guess that means we can make him do anything that involves getting up early.
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Date: 2016-09-30 01:55 am (UTC)i swear to god if you make him get up before me, you will regret it. 1) because i'll wake up anyway and hurt you. 2) because no
[Mornings are cuddle time, okay. She's mostly calmed down on the clinginess, but the mornings bring it up a few levels. Waking up next to Matt means he's still here, and she's not taking him for granted.]
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Date: 2016-09-30 02:02 am (UTC)Oh come on like I'd actually be awake early enough to do anything.
[Also he's doesn't want to be anywhere near whatever PDA Matt and Emily probably get up to in the mornings. Gross.]
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Date: 2016-09-30 10:15 pm (UTC)[Whatever, you're just jealous.
...okay, she's sorry about that. But still. Don't be a dick. It's not PDA if they're in their room.]
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Date: 2016-10-02 01:16 am (UTC)But fine then I guess we can just volunteer Mike for all the early morning stuff instead.
[Surely Emily will like that plan.]
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Date: 2016-10-02 04:02 pm (UTC)now that's a good plan
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Date: 2016-10-02 07:19 pm (UTC)[Since the gap in time between when Emily likes to run the cart and when Chris likes to is sizeable enough.]
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Date: 2016-10-02 07:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-10-02 08:01 pm (UTC)Seriously though we probably should figure out who wants to actually help out with the coffee thing and then who wants what shifts.
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Date: 2016-10-02 08:20 pm (UTC)no subject
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