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[thechoiceisyours]

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didn't you just say to put him through hell to get him to get stuff done

oh yeah i'm totally a squishy teddy bear. i better get canonized after i die for putting up with you losers

i told maketh i'm a regular advice columnist, so you might be on to something there. tell it like it is, make peiple stop pining for each other



do you think that would inspire hope in people?

[Maybe she can get skin cream after all.

[thechoiceisyours]

No I said he has shitty timing. Slightly different.

I think dealing with all of us really is worthy of sainthood tbqh.

Do you want a serious answer to that, or...?

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i agree. i am the patron saint of helping out nerds

i want skin cream

[thechoiceisyours]

That's a pretty boss saint to be.

Then I think if you want to go with the advice column to get it you should probably be talking to Rage instead.

Maybe Delight if you make it really entertaining, though.

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helping nerds not suck at basic dating skills. it's probably not covered by any saint in existence

[Emily what would you know you're not Catholic. Or Episcopalian. Or any other denomination that venerates saints.]

are you saying my advice would piss people off? goddamn. why do i help you? i mean, shit, i'm getting you and ash to go n a date AND i told maketh how to tell a girl she was totally into that kiss. i'm doing god's work or whatever

now see, if you and the treehuggers had voted for love, we could have a spa, and i could have my skin cream

but no

thanks a lot

[thechoiceisyours]

Yeah there's a ridiculous amount of saints but I think that particular area's still free

[He says, also not being a believer of any of the related religions. But he does read a lot of wikipedia.]

Hey, I'm just saying I think your advice would be more Ask Amanda than Dear Abby.

Don't lump me in with the treehuggers, Em. Them's fightin' words.

Everyone in this place would've ruined the spa with their salt by this point anyway.

[unfollowing]

you would seriously compare me to some blonde kid from the 90s kids version of SNL

you didn't vote for love. you're just as bad

you know salt is good for you when you go for a spa treatment, right

[thechoiceisyours]

Is this a serious question

w o w

Sure, maybe, but what about erosion? Everyone's negativity and saline will eat away at the stone and then you'll all be sitting in a really wide but two-inch deep puddle.

[unfollowing]

chris i am so much prettier than amanda



that's not how that works wtf

[thechoiceisyours]

That so has nothing to do with the quality of your advice

Sure it is. I took Earth Science.

[unfollowing]

so now you're saying my advice is as bad as hers was? remind me again why i'm helping you out

oh my god i don't fucking care. keep your nerd crown, i don't want it

[thechoiceisyours]

I'm more saying you share the same misanthropy

Good because there's only so long I can bullshit science to win an argument without causing myself actual pain

[unfollowing]

that's still really rude of you to say

i'm only letting it go because you just admitted you were wrong