Um, no, I said that if she gets as flustered as I do then that's pretty flustered.
Though I guess if you tell me she's managed to confess to whoever it is without being in immediate danger of dying then sure, I'll accept the title of being as hopeless.
[He's easing into the 'joking about awful things' stage.]
[She's just going to play along because... she doesn't want to upset him and is actually sorry if she has. At least he's joking about it? Fucking awkward. What is her life.]
i could always pretend i'm being forced into wanting to murder him
oh my god i just tried to picture how nerdy you'd have to be for ash to dump you. i think you're right. god you two make me sick. why do i help you at all
Pretty sure giving him a heart attack wouldn't help, Em.
Aw it's because deep down you're just a sweet, helpful person. Maybe you can like, make your next project something that puts that to use, like an advice column or something. Who knows, it might be your true calling or whatever.
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gross
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[Tell him more.]
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But I like good coffee too much to actually do that
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Okay, Em, I'm sorry I said I'd rather be selfish with coffee than have you around
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i also should stop helping you two nerds figure out a cute date to go on, but i'm not going to be cruel here
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I see how it is
It's totally cool
Just gonna sit sadly over here all by myself
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[Also he's pretty sure this is a victory.]
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Though I guess if you tell me she's managed to confess to whoever it is without being in immediate danger of dying then sure, I'll accept the title of being as hopeless.
[He's easing into the 'joking about awful things' stage.]
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[She's just going to play along because... she doesn't want to upset him and is actually sorry if she has. At least he's joking about it? Fucking awkward. What is her life.]
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But I only accept 'as' hopeless, not 'more', because I'm pretty sure I am super less hopeless enough in other areas that it balances out.
[...He probably should stick to joking in person when it's easier to read tone, oops.]
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whatever, label yourself however you want, it's a free cavetown
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And hey don't say that or I'll come up with something a la tumblr.
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i mean if you want to glue your nerd crown to your head, whatever. don't come crying to me when ash dumps you for it
[Too many people come crying to her for this shit what the fuck.]
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[Because that's the only time Rhys seems to finish coding anything. Sorry Rhys, it's true.]
Pretty sure there's no level of nerd that will be enough for Ashley to dump me for it.
[He's at no risk of edging into neckbeard territory or anything, geez.]
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oh my god i just tried to picture how nerdy you'd have to be for ash to dump you. i think you're right. god you two make me sick. why do i help you at all
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Aw it's because deep down you're just a sweet, helpful person. Maybe you can like, make your next project something that puts that to use, like an advice column or something. Who knows, it might be your true calling or whatever.
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oh yeah i'm totally a squishy teddy bear. i better get canonized after i die for putting up with you losers
i told maketh i'm a regular advice columnist, so you might be on to something there. tell it like it is, make peiple stop pining for each other
do you think that would inspire hope in people?
[Maybe she can get skin cream after all.
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