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[thechoiceisyours]

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fine, i'll just keep this to myself

[thechoiceisyours]

Oh my god

Okay, Em, I'm sorry I said I'd rather be selfish with coffee than have you around

[unfollowing]

too late

i also should stop helping you two nerds figure out a cute date to go on, but i'm not going to be cruel here

[thechoiceisyours]

Fine

I see how it is

It's totally cool

Just gonna sit sadly over here all by myself

[unfollowing]

see how yoir choices end up in you in your forever alone corner? this is why you nerds need me. your date with ash will be cute even if it kills me

[thechoiceisyours]

Gonna hold you to that.

[Also he's pretty sure this is a victory.]

[unfollowing]

of course you will. you're fucking hopeless. just like maketh

[thechoiceisyours]

Wow, Em, I think that's going a little far.

[unfollowing]

you literally just agreed with me few minutes ago that she's as hopeless as you so no, not too far. just right

[thechoiceisyours]

Um, no, I said that if she gets as flustered as I do then that's pretty flustered.

Though I guess if you tell me she's managed to confess to whoever it is without being in immediate danger of dying then sure, I'll accept the title of being as hopeless.

[He's easing into the 'joking about awful things' stage.]

[unfollowing]

they kissed so i guess it sucks to be you

[She's just going to play along because... she doesn't want to upset him and is actually sorry if she has. At least he's joking about it? Fucking awkward. What is her life.]

[thechoiceisyours]

Wow great I really am a loser.

But I only accept 'as' hopeless, not 'more', because I'm pretty sure I am super less hopeless enough in other areas that it balances out.

[...He probably should stick to joking in person when it's easier to read tone, oops.]

[unfollowing]

you're so lucky i don't ditch your nerdy ass, honestly

whatever, label yourself however you want, it's a free cavetown

[thechoiceisyours]

Come on you need me for my emoji-coding skills we both know it.

And hey don't say that or I'll come up with something a la tumblr.

[unfollowing]

your nerdbro rhys can code too, right?

i mean if you want to glue your nerd crown to your head, whatever. don't come crying to me when ash dumps you for it

[Too many people come crying to her for this shit what the fuck.]

[thechoiceisyours]

Yeah but you'd have to like, catch him during an event or a natural disaster or something else terrible for him to get it done.

[Because that's the only time Rhys seems to finish coding anything. Sorry Rhys, it's true.]

Pretty sure there's no level of nerd that will be enough for Ashley to dump me for it.

[He's at no risk of edging into neckbeard territory or anything, geez.]

[unfollowing]

i could always pretend i'm being forced into wanting to murder him

oh my god i just tried to picture how nerdy you'd have to be for ash to dump you. i think you're right. god you two make me sick. why do i help you at all

[thechoiceisyours]

Pretty sure giving him a heart attack wouldn't help, Em.

Aw it's because deep down you're just a sweet, helpful person. Maybe you can like, make your next project something that puts that to use, like an advice column or something. Who knows, it might be your true calling or whatever.

[unfollowing]

didn't you just say to put him through hell to get him to get stuff done

oh yeah i'm totally a squishy teddy bear. i better get canonized after i die for putting up with you losers

i told maketh i'm a regular advice columnist, so you might be on to something there. tell it like it is, make peiple stop pining for each other



do you think that would inspire hope in people?

[Maybe she can get skin cream after all.

[thechoiceisyours]

No I said he has shitty timing. Slightly different.

I think dealing with all of us really is worthy of sainthood tbqh.

Do you want a serious answer to that, or...?

[unfollowing]

i agree. i am the patron saint of helping out nerds

i want skin cream

[thechoiceisyours]

That's a pretty boss saint to be.

Then I think if you want to go with the advice column to get it you should probably be talking to Rage instead.

Maybe Delight if you make it really entertaining, though.

[unfollowing]

helping nerds not suck at basic dating skills. it's probably not covered by any saint in existence

[Emily what would you know you're not Catholic. Or Episcopalian. Or any other denomination that venerates saints.]

are you saying my advice would piss people off? goddamn. why do i help you? i mean, shit, i'm getting you and ash to go n a date AND i told maketh how to tell a girl she was totally into that kiss. i'm doing god's work or whatever

now see, if you and the treehuggers had voted for love, we could have a spa, and i could have my skin cream

but no

thanks a lot

[thechoiceisyours]

Yeah there's a ridiculous amount of saints but I think that particular area's still free

[He says, also not being a believer of any of the related religions. But he does read a lot of wikipedia.]

Hey, I'm just saying I think your advice would be more Ask Amanda than Dear Abby.

Don't lump me in with the treehuggers, Em. Them's fightin' words.

Everyone in this place would've ruined the spa with their salt by this point anyway.

[unfollowing]

you would seriously compare me to some blonde kid from the 90s kids version of SNL

you didn't vote for love. you're just as bad

you know salt is good for you when you go for a spa treatment, right