[Oddly enough, Emily's misreading is so ridiculous that it actually knocks Chris' temper back down a bit. Now he's just somewhat annoyed, but not enough so that he's responding without thinking about it first.]
One, that was so not what I meant.
Two, wow, I know I'm hopeless and whatever but I do have some standards.
[Okay, all of this is pretty clearly an apology and he's also a little touched by that last comment, so...]
Well if it helps you're totally right that this event sucks and it's sort of my fault for voting for Confusion. I'm just pretty sure all the other gods' events would suck just as bad.
Okay even despite that problem it was still loud and annoying after like first ten hours. But sure, overall bringing Delight back wasn't too bad, but I think she was probably the outlier there.
I mean, I'm even thinking whatever Tranquility does when they come back would turn out bad somehow.
i don't think i'd mind it if tranquility put drugs in the air or something to mellow us all out, and i say this as someone who isn't into recreational drug use
[Right. Sarcasm. Normally he's better at telling, even over text, but he's just not in a great mood right now. He'll just focus on--good naturedly--making fun of Emily.]
That's not a denial.
And wow, super unfair. I guess that means we can make him do anything that involves getting up early.
i don't need to deny it, i know it's true that i don't snore
i swear to god if you make him get up before me, you will regret it. 1) because i'll wake up anyway and hurt you. 2) because no
[Mornings are cuddle time, okay. She's mostly calmed down on the clinginess, but the mornings bring it up a few levels. Waking up next to Matt means he's still here, and she's not taking him for granted.]
i don't care, you're not telling him the night before or whatever that he has breakfast duty or anything like that. if you so much as try to fuck with his phone, i'll throw yours in the river
[Whatever, you're just jealous.
...okay, she's sorry about that. But still. Don't be a dick. It's not PDA if they're in their room.]
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Date: 2016-09-25 11:43 pm (UTC)One, that was so not what I meant.
Two, wow, I know I'm hopeless and whatever but I do have some standards.
Three, you're being a jerk.
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Date: 2016-09-25 11:55 pm (UTC)2. i didn't say you don't? you like ash, so clearly you have a brain
3. i'm pissed the fuck off because this is annoying as shit and you are always there for me when i'm pissed off in shithole cavetown
[#friendship
Also, if you squint, that's an apology. Kind of.]
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Date: 2016-09-26 12:01 am (UTC)Well if it helps you're totally right that this event sucks and it's sort of my fault for voting for Confusion. I'm just pretty sure all the other gods' events would suck just as bad.
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Date: 2016-09-26 12:20 am (UTC)i mean, delight's event was fine if you didn't overdrink and over-energy-shot your way into a three day long hangover
[That was pretty funny, though.]
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Date: 2016-09-26 12:25 am (UTC)I mean, I'm even thinking whatever Tranquility does when they come back would turn out bad somehow.
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Date: 2016-09-27 12:06 am (UTC)[And the thought also makes him a bit uncomfortable, for similar reasons he's worrying about Love.]
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Date: 2016-09-27 12:11 am (UTC)okay but no, i agree. i bet you snore like a monster truck. that would not be tranquil
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Date: 2016-09-27 01:53 am (UTC)[He's pretty sure she knows that, but still.]
And you know what, wow. W o w. I totally don't snore.
Though you know that seems like secretly something you'd do.
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Date: 2016-09-27 12:57 pm (UTC)i don't snore
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Date: 2016-09-28 04:52 am (UTC)Sure you don't. I'll just have to ask Matt, I guess.
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Date: 2016-09-28 06:14 pm (UTC)like he would even notice if i did? he sleep like the dead
[Especially after they do it.]
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Date: 2016-09-28 11:49 pm (UTC)That's not a denial.
And wow, super unfair. I guess that means we can make him do anything that involves getting up early.
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Date: 2016-09-30 01:55 am (UTC)i swear to god if you make him get up before me, you will regret it. 1) because i'll wake up anyway and hurt you. 2) because no
[Mornings are cuddle time, okay. She's mostly calmed down on the clinginess, but the mornings bring it up a few levels. Waking up next to Matt means he's still here, and she's not taking him for granted.]
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Date: 2016-09-30 02:02 am (UTC)Oh come on like I'd actually be awake early enough to do anything.
[Also he's doesn't want to be anywhere near whatever PDA Matt and Emily probably get up to in the mornings. Gross.]
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Date: 2016-09-30 10:15 pm (UTC)[Whatever, you're just jealous.
...okay, she's sorry about that. But still. Don't be a dick. It's not PDA if they're in their room.]
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Date: 2016-10-02 01:16 am (UTC)But fine then I guess we can just volunteer Mike for all the early morning stuff instead.
[Surely Emily will like that plan.]
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Date: 2016-10-02 04:02 pm (UTC)now that's a good plan
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Date: 2016-10-02 07:19 pm (UTC)[Since the gap in time between when Emily likes to run the cart and when Chris likes to is sizeable enough.]
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Date: 2016-10-02 08:01 pm (UTC)Seriously though we probably should figure out who wants to actually help out with the coffee thing and then who wants what shifts.
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